if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money
me too and they know I’m a lesbian
oh my god
nowyoukno some last words
I love how it’s a parrot and then BAM actual humans who knew
"Quite the contrary"
VAN GOGH NO BBY COME HERE
Sorry but “uh oh” has to be the best one yet.