• Friend: "Are beans a vegetable?"
  • Friend: ...No, you must slaughter a great Bean Beast in order to harvest it's kidney shaped goodness.
  • Friend: And then the follow up: "What about baked beans?"
  • Friend: I can't make this up.

tveits:

does you know who i be

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does you listen to music

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do you watch tv

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DO YOU CARRY A LUNCH BOX

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revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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mishawinsexster:

Nicely done, Pixar.

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

lindsaylohoean:

"what’s up?"

"the ceiling"

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