ruinedchildhood:

this episode changed me forever

shitroughdrafts:

Breaking Bad, Restaurant Name Ideas. Shit Rough Drafts.
Submission by: Cody Clarke.
Follow him here at: http://you-got-it-1.tumblr.com

shitroughdrafts:

Breaking Bad, Restaurant Name Ideas. Shit Rough Drafts.

Submission by: Cody Clarke.

Follow him here at: http://you-got-it-1.tumblr.com

mizzjade:

toferjv:

this gets funnier every time i watch it

This is me.

(Source: epic-vines)

allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

(Source: orangeisthenew-jack)

meatbicyclevevo:

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 
your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.


actually it’s sholderersuersould

meatbicyclevevo:

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 

your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

actually it’s
sholder
er
suer
sould

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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